Helro! Today, we will be talking about how Asian parents always want their kids to go to the top colleges in the Nation, like Harvard. If you're parents are even more Asian, they'd want to to go to the top colleges in the World, like Harvard. Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, maybe they aren't that strict but they would want you to go to a good school for college. For example, my parents have brainwashed me to go to Harvard. They threaten me to go there. They say, "I'll buy you a Porsche if you make it to Harvard" whereas, "I'll buy you a bus pass you if go to Brown University, we are not BROWN, we are yellow! I'd rather you go to some farmer in the Yellow River and learn FARMING!" I think it is good that Asian parents support us and make us smart but, ummm, ummmmm, Ok, I guess I can't argue with that. I don't know how, but Asian parents have this magic power that makes us think whatever they do for us is good. That's all for now, thanks for reading.