Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Plastic Bieber Outrage

Hi guys,


Today I am going to be discussing with you a topic our young generation faces. Have you ever heard of the Twitter account by the name of @PlasticBieber?

If you have heard of PlasticBieber, she is

Notice how I didn't finish that last sentence. This is how cruel this person is. Since I'm feeling lazy today read the "rant" below about PlasticBieber from YahooAnswers.

"Plastic Bieber is this 11 year old girl named Jessica, I believe that's her name?
If you seach her on Twitter and read her tweets, you'll hate her too.
She's freaking 11 and she acts like that.
Like, really, what has society come to?
She's a slutty, b**tchy, wh**e. Not even joking.
She tweets about how she has unprotected sex and she tweets basically hate to One Direction, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and more.
I'll give you some examples.
You know how Demi used to cut herself? Plastic Bieber tweeted, "I understand why Demi Lovato did self harm. I mean, if I looked like her, I would too"
Like, really *****?
She says she's the worlds biggest belieber and calls herself a Twitter Princess.
She posted a tweet saying, "You're all just fat and jealous that I'm a white princess," followed by a picture of some model who looks nowhere near her.
We know it's not really her because we've seen pics of her on her tumblr.
Another example.
She's insanely racist.
Just type @PlasticBieber on twitter and scroll through her tweets and I gaurantee you will want to strangle her."

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120723213820AAT5gJ3

Sorry for all those unneccesary words (and typos, man I hate typos). I didn't write that so I had to bleep stuff out.

I dare you to look up PlasticBieber on twitter and read her tweets. It was a dare, but you don't really have to do it.

Anywho, people like PlasticBieber in this world really make me mad. If PlasticBieber REALLY is an 11 year old, this upsets me. Many youth these days lose their virginity at early ages, take drugs, and give up on school.

I don't mean hate or anything like that, I just wanted to point out examples of people like PlasticBieber and remind you that next time you are faced with sinful temptations, choose the right decision.

Posted by,

Luke


Friday, July 27, 2012

Intense Asian Yoga!!!

Hello, I saw this on Raywilliamjohnson's video. Enjoy...?
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Sorry, I couldn't upload the video onto this page but here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEHOKfGWQK0&feature=youtu.be

Love

Asian Occasion

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Pyrobooby

Hello. Today, I will be showing you a video made by Pyrobooby. Pyrobooby, aka, Peter Chao is a youtuber that is...perverted, if you will. He is very funny though. The video I will show you is about songs that have a sexual connotation. The picture of this video doesn't mean anything. I would say that this video is PG-13. He will explain the rest. Enjoy. :)


Love,

Asian Occasion

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Music: Dubstep and Why it Appeals

Alloooo guys,


Sitting here in my Asian house, I wondered, "Why does dubstep attract many people?" "What's so special about dubstep?"

Well, I decided to see for myself and I listened to a few dubstep songs. And after that, I concluded that dubstep was a breed of electro/FX/very-big-bass-drops sort of thing. But, why does dubstep attract so many listeners?

I feel that many people listen to dubstep because of its loud, free rhythmic beats and sound effects that create such great vibes in the air. "What's not to like?" Many people say.

Dubstep creates chaos in your ears. Many people like it because just of the "wob-wob-wob" effect it has in the song. I compare dubstep to transformers fighting. Or making love. Or even both.

If you listen to this with Beats audio, Bose, or some other great headphone out there, I've heard the dubstep will vibrate. Only on full blast.

What do you think?

Does dubstep make you feel good or do you think it is just really annoying pointless noises.

Love,

Luke

Monday, July 23, 2012

Luke...good writer?

Hello

I am Lawson and today, we will talk about why Luke is such good writer. And how he don't have any grammer issues like I. Do you ever wonder why Luke is such good writer? I do, and I have come to a few conclusions. He is Filipino. I am Chinese. The Philippines is a United States Territory. That means, they have some american influence from the westerns. Chinese doesn't, other than they export a lot of stuff to the US. That is the reason why Luke writes better articles.


Thank 


Love


Asian Occasion    

Thursday, July 19, 2012

How to Solve a Rubik's Cube

Haro guys,

EVER WANTED TO SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE? Oops, accidentally pressed CAPS LOCK. Actually, I wanted to get your attention. Anywho, let us move on.

Have you ever wanted to look cool in front of your friends? Ever wanted to impress the ladies? Well, SOLVING A RUBIK'S CUBE IS THE SOLUTION FOR YOU! I know how to solve one, Lawson knows how to solve one, and it has helped us greatly in many situations.

For instance, picture yourself at your house with a friend sleeping over for the night. I guarantee you if you leave a Rubik's cube around in sight they will be curious about it.

"Hey, do you know how to solve this  thing?"

"Why do you have a Rubik's cube?"

(This is where you step in the picture.)

"Oh.. I just have thing laying around for display. Haven't touched in a while.. I bet you 5 bucks I could solve it!"

Now, your friend, who is confident that you will NOT solve it, will say something a little like this-

"Haha, go ahead, you will never solve it.."

Then, this is the part where you pick up that Rubik's cube and solve it in under 2 minutes. This trick will get them every time.

Have I convinced you enough? If not, just watch the cube tutorial video. The person in the video who teaches you how to solve it is one of the best cube solvers in the world, known as Tyson Mao. Heck, this guy can even solve it blindfolded. (and he's Asian too!)

"BUT WAIT! I DON'T HAVE A RUBIK'S CUBE"

Well, convince  your parents to go get one for you, or get it yourself. You can get a Rubik's cube for around $5 to $10 at a local store near you.

Here's the video---

(IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A RUBIK'S CUBE YET, TAKE YOUR TIME TO GO GET ONE. AND, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY ONE. BUT THAT IS YOUR CHOICE. PLEASE REFER BACK TO THIS POST WHEN YOU BUY ONE. THANK YOU.)


PART 2


Love,

Luke

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Davidsocomedy

HAllo.

I'm sure a few of you already watch and subscribed to this guy on youtube. He is a funny Asian Comedian that gets involved in Justkiddingfilms. His name is...David. L G I, Lets Get It, LEGO!!! Check him out here: http://www.youtube.com/user/davidsocomedy?feature=results_main

His vlogs are my favorite but everyone's different...

Love

Asian Occasion

Monday, July 9, 2012

Like a Boss!

Hi,

Man talks to himself 20 years before now...??? WTF



Love,

Asian Occasion

Away We Happened

Herro dhere,

Who here has watched that series...made by Wong Fu... probation...no, Productions...called Away...we say...no, wait...Away We Happened! I know the last episode came out like two weeks ago but I still wanted to share it with you guys. I thought it was AWESOME. Every week (Tuesday), my brother and I would wake up at like 6 AM to watch the new episode. We loved it. If you haven't watched it, please try it out. This is the link to the first episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-18osIewxg.

What did you think about the series? Comment below...

Love,
Asian Occasion