The Zombie

Herro everybody, I'm sure many of you know who I'm talking about. The "ZOMBIE!!!"

Who: Rudy Eugene and Ronald Poppo (hobo)
What: eats 75% of a man's face
When: Saturday, May 26th at around 2 pm
Where: Miami, Florida on a ramp along NE 13th st
Why: No one knows, maybe zombie apocalypse
How: Beats him up, straddles him and starts bitting his face

Rudy was bitting on Ronald's face for about 18 minutes until a police man saw what was happening. The policeman told Rudy to stop and back off but Rudy continued to bit/eat. He then shot Rudy with his handgun but that didn't do anything. He continued to shoot Rudy until he died. This is a really sad story. I looked up Ronald Poppo on google images and saw some pictures that were extremely disturbing. I'm not telling you to look this up and I'd rather you not (nightmares), but if your heart desires or you're just insanely curious, you can. There are many pictures of the guy but the real thing is red, blood. If you do end up checking it out, you won't understand the picture at first but if you go back to the picture of him before he was...then you'll understand and you're be SUPER-DUPER freaked out!

Love,
Asian Occasion

Posted by Lawson (I don't usually do this but Luke does and he does it because he doesn't want you guys to accidentally give me the credit so I'm not giving Luke the credit:)

Here's a link if you want to read more about this story: http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120531/347452_miami-cannibal-attacker-mom-girlfriend-eugene-rudy.htm
   

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The End- Maybe.

Salutations dear kinship and folk,


Tis' Luke here. Unfortunately, I am here to inform you that Asian Occasion may come to an end. I have to admit, all Lawson and I are doing is posting enjoyable posts for the viewer's sake.

Not ours.

Page views? Plummeted.
Posts? Abandoned.
Marketing? Collapsing.

Must I state that "Asian Occasion" is coming to an end? Or can the catastrophic results speak for their selves?

Well, I can exaggerate a bit, but you can see my point. We may be getting to that point where you're watching a movie, and it constantly bores you, and wait for a relieving "THE END."



But I'm also getting to that feeling where I MUST say goodbye. Take a butterfly, for example. It cannot stay in it's cocoon forever. IT MUST FLY AND SPREAD ITS WINGS.

(Sorry, a little exaggerated.)

Another thing, Lawson and I have decided to sell Asian Occasion.

How much?

$20-$50 dollars. Prices range. (Kind of sounded like those annoying infomercials.)

Can we rescue ASIAN OCCASION?


I don't know. Seriously. Unless we get 50 more followers and 2,000 more pageviews, I have to say no.

Well, that's all. If you're feeling kind of sad that Asian Occasion is coming to an end right now, then, it is safe to say that I am feeling a tad gloomy as well.



That may be you right now. Confused, frustrated, outraged, bummed out. Or this picture of this Asian baby made you smile. It could go either way.

ASIAN DRAMA SCENE

"Is this it? Is this the END OF ASIAN OCCASION?"

"Yes."

"It is."

'WHY?"

"Lawson and I are starting to fail at getting followers, page views, and earning money. BUT there may be a way, we may start over. It's confusing."

Sigh. "Oh well. I'll see you guys. You were awesome."

----cut-----

Whatever you think about it, leave it in the comments below. I know we don't get any comments from people, so what I am saying may be useless. Please leave a comment, though, just to get our hopes up. ('-')

(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-) "ROLL OUT, YELLOW CREW."

Sincerely,

Luke and Lawson

P.S. Your probably thinking that we were joking. We are not.

7 DAYS?!?!?!

That's right, for 7 days, Luke and I haven't posted anything on our blog. I know it's been a long time and I'm sorry. We are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, real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sorry. :(

We will be coming out with some big news, stay tuned for more.

Love,
Asian Occasion

P.S. Who found the "1" (one) instead of the "l" (L)?

Recommendations

Alloooo,

Today, I would like to bring you a few video recommendations made by friends. It's true, sadly, they are not Asian, they do not have any YELLOW inside of them. They are actually the whitest kids I know. JK. But since this blog draws many people because we are awesome like that (just kidding, again) I would like to help support my friend Nate as he is becoming a commentator.

Nate is an ecstatic young boy who likes to play Minecraft and Happy Wheels and would like for me to demonstrate for you his commentaries. 

Plus, if I do not advertise his commentaries, he is totally going to beat me up.

Just kidding, we're all good here. Don't you get the message? Let's make a culturally diverse nation! 

No, that's not my point, but you know what?

Just watch the videos and subscribe to Nate's YouTube Channel <<<<<Click

Here's a Minecraft commentary for all of you guys. LIKE THE VIDEO!!!

Love,

ASIAN OCCASION

Luke

Vocabulary #1

Konichiwa,


It's Luke in command, and today, I would like to briefly teach you 5 easy-to-learn words that will make you sound professional and intelligent.

Are you tired of using same old, childish words?

Do you want to sound smart in front of teachers, colleagues, and your so-called "future wife" or "husband"?

Well, I'm overjoyed to teach you some words that will make you sound like a scientist.

BUT, you may already know these words... so, I'll teach you FIVE, yes FIVE new vocabulary words and examples to make you sound like the English professor for Stanford.

(sorry for my writing voice that made me sound like Billy Mays or something, just wanted to get you excited, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ALREADY ARE!               not)

1. Lurid
definition; shocking, explicit, vivid

e.x. My lurid murals on the school walls caused me to get an out-of-school suspension.

2. Tenuous
definition; very weak or slight

instead of saying "I'm going to beat you up, you weak little loser!"

say "Bah, you tenuous morsel!"

3. Divert
definition; to cause something to change direction

e.x. I diverted my eyes away from the horrific scene.


4. Idyllic
definition; Charmingly simple or rustic

e.x. I ever so adored the idyllic feel of the antique car.


5. Capitulate
definition; to surrender or give up

e.x. Because of the intimidating look on our faces, the other team had no choice but to capitulate.




BONUS PHRASE;
"If you will..."


"If you will" is a great phrase to end at the end of your sentences. People use "if you will" to excuse the lack of a better word or to kill any awkward tension.


If You Will
"I heard on the weather channel that there will be a dangerous storm tonight, a monster storm if you will.


LOVE,

ASIAN OCCASION

Posted by Luke

4000 PAGE VIEWS

Jumbo (what language),

Asianoccasion would like to thank all of you for making 4/10 of our dream possible. Our dream: 10000 page views. Luke and I really appreciate y'all's support, by y'all's, we mean our followers. Anyways, the main thing I wanted to share with you guys is about a get together that Luke and I will set up, only followers can go. If you want to go and you haven't followed, just follow.

Who: Followers
What: A get together, pot luck
When: Eventually, maybe in the Summer
Where: IDK yet, most likely at a park, or we could shop if any of you want to
Why: To create friendships
How: With your help

If Luke and I can get adsense back up, it won't be a pot luck anymore, it will be on us.

Love, 

Asian Occasion